Insight

This deal with the women finding a finger in her chilli totally throws me for several loops.  The main being, who cares about the women or the damage Wendy’s has suffered-I want to know where the hell the finger came from.  I mean is someone going to look down one day while trying to type in the ‘a’ button and ask where their finger ran off too?

They know the finger couldn’t have been cooked in the chilli, since via even the local cops CSI departments can tell if a finger was cooked at 150 degrees for three hours.  I’m assuming the finger also didn’t come off of an old corpse, since the rate of decay most likely could be measured as well-and I’m sure they would have announced if the women had been going digging through graveyards.

I don’t care if she’s convicted of grand larceny, or if Wendy’s makes a come back-I just want to know where the damned finger came from.

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